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Sentences
02:31
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Don't cheat on me
with someone ugly
I know you well and I can smell it coming from a mile away
But don't cheat on me
With someone ugly
If you gotta do it do/do somebody/handsomer than me
Use good taste
Make sure he's clean
Try to catch the cutest boy that you've ever seen (who isn't me)
I'm sorry that I didn't hold up
And I'm sorry that I'm not enough
But if you gotta scratch that itch
Make it something to be proud of
You're better than this
And both of us know it
You got a shot to be rotten
Baby don't you blow it
Don't waste your halo
On a homely squatter
Don't waste your well
On dirty water
But don't cheat on me
With someone ugly
Have some respect and trade up
To someone out of your league
But don't cheat on me
With someone ugly
If you gotta do it do somebody handsomer than me
It ain't hard to find somebody handsomer than me
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I'm European Now!
02:30
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I wear form-fitting pants
All of our pants fit well
All my trains run on time
I went to college for free
Drink when you're sixteen
Smoke and drink where I want
My lunch breaks are two hours
Get three-month holidays
Arrogant, diligent, disciplined
Wine loving pacifist with perfect skin
Cobblestone street walker with one kid
Flamboyant close-talker ready to go clubbin'
Ain't no electoral college
I'm rockin' a speedo
I'm putting mayonaisse on shit
I'm dancing to techno
I see boobs on tv
I take my dog with me
Of course we take the stairs
Techno is everywhere
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Dancing With My Bronson
02:06
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Cracked Out
02:36
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Ain't that a kick in the pants
Chin up, it makes no difference
gnashing me teeth
cause there's no one to punch
it's coming down hard, honey
call it a hunch
cracked out.
Ain't that a kick in the nuts
root for humanity, but
they're never gonna give a hoot for you
they'll give the boot to you
but they won't root for you
cracked out
I wanna hit the man upstairs so hard
then I'll kick his kid right in the nards
the fever's hotter than a pepper sprout
and i'm not foamin', i'm just roamin'
and i'm all cracked out
and i'm not crazy, i'm just lazy
and i'm all cracked out
i'm not hurried but i'm worried
and i'm all cracked out
cracked out
cracked out
cracked out
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Roy Ivy Butte, montana
Drinking songs and sing-alongs: that's Roy Ivy's specialty .If you haven't seen him dancing and sloshing about Butte,
America, you may have met him in his past lives as a Chicago troubadour. Or maybe you met him in Dallas, where he ran The Tah-Dahs off a cliff, and stupidly quit The Polyphonic Spree before they toured with Bowie.
New songs coming by the end of 2023.
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